No amount of Powerade or McMuffins can sooth these nine four-wheeled hangovers. Just ask the companies that made them – and maybe wish they hadn’t.

1. ALFA ROMEO ARNA

Alfa Romeo Arna

2. ASTON MARTIN CYGNET

Aston Martin Cygnet

3. MAZDA ROADPACER AP

Mazda roadpacer -AP

4. FERRARI MONDIAL

Ferrari Mondial

5. MERCEDES-MCLAREN SLR

Mercedes McLaren SLR

6. PORSCHE 924

Porsche 924

7. SAAB 9-2X

Saab 9 2X

8. NISSAN MURANO CC

Nissan Murano

9. COMMODORE ‘STARFIRE’

Commodore Starfire