Meet the new Mini Countryman JCW, its entrance to the Australian market accompanied by the gnashing of teeth from traditional enthusiasts of the brand.
The name Mini might once have described the cars it produced, but now it’s just a brand like any other. After all, your smartphone doesn’t look like a piece of fruit, does it?
And so the Countryman press kit proudly boasts of an extra 17cm in length, 3cm in width and 7.5cm in wheelbase, resulting in a car similar in size to the original Renault Espace MPV.

There’s plenty of kit including a 12-speaker stereo, LED headlights, 8.8-inch touchscreen infotainment system, head-up display and sports seats as well as all the usual active safety gear such as adaptive cruise control, auto emergency braking and the like.

Under the bonnet is a 2.0-litre turbo four producing 170kW/350Nm attached to an eight-speed auto and all-wheel drive. The latter balloons the kerb weight out to 1555kg, a full 350kg more than the JCW hatch, yet Mini claims a similar 0-100km/h time of 6.5sec. The seat of the pants says this is highly optimistic, but the Countryman is quick enough to entertain.

In fact, the Countryman is arguably the pick of the JCW range to drive. That might not be saying much given the hatch and cabrio are rough-riding, ill-handling little tykes, but while the Countryman favours stability over fun, it can be flowed along a winding road with reasonable pace and accuracy without the jarring jitteriness of its smaller siblings. Strong brakes, too.

Not that it’s hurting sales, mind, with Mini order books currently swollen with customers keen on its unique combination of performance, practicality and individuality. For the MOTOR faithful, we suspect a VW Golf R Wagon would be a better bet.
3 stars out of 5 Likes: Looks funky; cohesive ride/handling Dislike: Engine lacks spark; price; small boot
2017 Mini Countryman JCW Specs: Engine: 1998cc inline-4, DOHC, 16v, turbo Power: 170kW @ 5000-6000rpm Torque: 350Nm 1450-4500rpm Weight: 1555kg 0-100km/h: 6.5sec (claimed) Price: $57,900